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When he returns his clothes are all wet. / "Yes, very hungry!" A large number of jokes are about an exam: these are usually a dialogue between the professor and the student, based on a set of questions written on a bilet (a small sheet of paper, literally "ticket"), which the student draws at random in the exam room, and is given some time to prepare answers. I have ADMIRATION for you!!!" “Comrade!” the other cries. - Hello, is this the KGB? We only offer information as we know it and show you some pictures. When a child is born in a Chinese family, there is an ancient tradition: a silver spoon is dropped on the jade floor.

- Hey, chicks, great news: a whorehouse is being built nearby! ", At a ball. Common jokes center on the enormous size of the Chinese population, the Chinese language and the perceptions of the Chinese as cunning, industrious, and hard-working. Typical plots involve them interacting among each other, bragging about their ill-gotten wealth, or with normal, The sheep gets nervous and starts bleating. (Silence.) / "Yeah, what's that?" Next report: "One night before exams. The Jewish self-deprecating anecdotes are not the same as anti-Semitic jokes. God: "Well, if they pray, we'll help them!

/ "I can." ", An American, a Hindu, and a Russian land in, During the tour around Hell, cauldrons with molten lead are explained to tourists. Temperamento, índole. / "The camels there are caught and. Fantômas' talent for disguise is usually the focus of the joke, allowing for jokes featuring all sorts of other characters: New Russians (Russian: новые русские, Novye Russkie, the nouveau-riche), a newly rich class of businessmen and gangsters in post-perestroika, were a very common category of characters in Russian jokes of the 1990s. He is a crafty, cynical, sometimes bitter type, skeptical about the Soviet government, and often too smart for his own good.

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The standard plot of these jokes is a short dialog where Watson naïvely wonders about something, and Holmes finds a "logical" explanation to the phenomenon in question. Umidade. 1. m. Genio, índole, condición, especialmente cuando se manifiesta exteriormente.

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