Urrgh. Lynn: Good. Either way it's incest. Alan Partridge: OK, Lynn, quick practice for this meeting with Tony Hayers this Friday. Lynn was very prudish with language, sex and non-Baptist activities or beliefs, but came across overall as an agreeable and pragmatic woman with a seemingly inexhaustible supply of patience and tact. . He isn't interested]. I don't agree with that, but I don't like hairy women." Alan Partridge 1 likes Like "Like a good-looking John Merrick, mine was a face that looked really shit." Alan Partridge: They've rebadged it, you fool! I was supposed to hit that later. Coogan admitted in an interview with Jonathan Ross in May that he was trying to be a middle-aged man and now Im one, so its a lot easier. Comedy author Armando Iannucci, who helped create the character, told Radio schedules in March: It was almost like he was fully formed the moment he started talking we laughed because we all thought we kind of know this guy, we know his aspirations. Partridge has a rather callous misunderstanding of a famous U2 song that is not about the misery of a Sunday but about a massacre that happened in Belfast in 1972. OK, uh. Knowing me, Alan Partridge, sacking you, Glenn Ponder. I wanted to see Roger Moore take on Fiona Fullerton. You will miss it. Take her out to a local fort or a Victorianfolly. Relive an anecdote about a hectic train journey. You're sacked! Steve Coogan was only 26 when he first played the role in Episode 1 of the satirical news program On the Hour on BBC Radio 4 in the UK. Throughout the questions I will be remaining impartial at all times. And not a very good book. [Alan wipes a little bit off his cheek and licks it. Alan Partridge: [singing] Guaranteed to blow your mind! Alan: "Thanks a lot! Partridge was not impressed after learning that his James Bond videotapes had been recorded with episodes of Strongest man in the world competetion. You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. But what about drugs and sex? What a great song. It should contain a torch, a CurlyWurly, a book of stamps, a free digital watch with denim strap, a vodka miniature, a Bic-style razor and a copy of the Daily Express. Strawberries and cream. Alan Partridge: It's Valentine's Day today, and love is in the air? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think Sunday, bloody Sunday! Er, sorry. Partridge offering a medical diagnosis to his besieged assistant Lynn. Very reliable but shes got a moustache., A cool head is required by all in 'Alpha Papa', Alan on the 4:30am radio slot: Some people call it the graveyard slot and theyre people who are bitter. Go on, try and finish the sentence and see what I do. Can I No, in fact I'll just repeat the question. It was a bit like balancing the clutch in an old Mini Metro. 1 Mar. [Alan is having his disturbing recurring daydream of himself as a male stripper]. john lennon No, I think his silence speaks volumes. As I'm sure, er, as I'm sure you are, sir. The worst thing I'd ever done was kick a pig - School trip to Heston Farm, 1964, I maintain it was self-defence., Sadly, I can't say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place - Hell., Sport, on the other hand, is straightforward. It's called a Rover Metro now. Alan Partridge is never short of a quip or a quote for any situation, and he has loads of love and dating advice for this Valentine's Day. Web. Alan Partridge: Rolled on the thighs of a virgin. [Taken aback, Lynn looks uncomfortable and doesn't say anything]Alan Partridge: I'm being bawdy, Lynn. Lynn: [to Jill] We're in the same area, I wondered if you'd like to take a taxi back with me, you know, make a saving? Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa (released as Alan Partridge in the United States) is a 2013 British action comedy film starring Steve Coogan reprising his role as Alan Partridge, a fictional presenter he has played on various BBC radio and television sho. I was just making a pun on your name. And not a very good book. Yes, bacon ten out of ten, button mushrooms bingo, black pudding snap, uh, minor criticism, more distance between eggs and beans. "Her yelling continues until I answer the door to find her on her knees shouting through the letterbox, like a gynaecologist bellowing into a woman.". Alan Partridge: Yeah, Michael, I was just saying to Susan, bit of a job for you, unfortunately some vandals have sworn all over my car again. Lynn's in-character response is that the ratings for his show started badly and got worse. Partridges addiction to chocolate takes a disturbing turn. 2023. It's not the Gulf War. Kids like to go to the zoo but the beasts I like to look at are made of zinc galvanised steel - they're cars. During his days at Linton Travel Tavern in the first season of I am Alan Partridge, our hero was often bored. Johnson and Johnson. 27. I mean, this will put Norwich on the map. Now, first award tonight is for best Christ. Ugh. Alan Partridge: I had hopes and dreams. But I suppose shes a bit like Burt Reynolds. It's like, it's got a Buck Rogers toilet. Even more exciting, it has now been confirmed that Alans loyal yet long-suffering PA Lynn Benfield will also be returning for the new chat spoof. Alan Partridge: I suppose if I was a burglar and I wanted to avoid detection I could strap sausages to my fingers. Lynn Benfield: No, no, no, it's different. I was a little bored so I took my Corby trouser press apart. Shes one of the most fascinating characters from the Partridge canon, and Lynns return to screens presents some interesting opportunities for the writers of This Time. Tony Hayers: [Getting up and shaking hands with him] Ah Peter, hello, how are you? 30 years ago (August 9, 1991, to be precise), Alan Partridge was unleashed on the world and few would have predicted that the character would still be tough and cause laughter three decades later. Alan Partridge: Hm. So, iou be Tony Hayers. Valentine's Day today, eh? Later we'll be taking dedications for anyone wrongly turned down for planning permission. Bit of a maverick, not afraid to break the law if he thinks it's necessary. You've been sacked. Love is in the air! Right, now you'll like this "Knowing M.E., Knowing You". We could be seeing a lot of the behind-the-scenes action of the One Show-esque outing, where she may be steering Partridge through a disastrous second BBC run. Would you like a second series of your chat show? Peter Linehan: Has he given you another series? There are 15 dealers doing a little of this, a little of that. Alan answers it, it's Michael]. He's being pursued by a cyberpunk from the past, played by Rutger Hauer. But, er, they're very nice. Superb. And a, a, a parachute comes out and it's got a Union Jack Alan Partridge: That's not the end of the beginning. 14. I would have taken it off sooner, but I was having a fascinating conversation with the proud father of the most tanned child in Norfolk I just gave his contact information to social services . And then he goes, 'Ahhh!' Nevertheless, nice song. With one hand braced against the wall, Im now grabbing and clawing at the angry aperture, slashing and scraping in a bid to ease the sensation. Whatever happens, her return is welcome in this next chapter of the Partridge saga. 23. And Jews a little bit. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Fairly detailed. It's like being inside an enormous Fox's Glacier Mint, which again, to me, is a bonus. . He really is. [5] I'm very well, thank you, how are you? Alan Partridge: [Dismissively] Uh-uh. Could we see her finally standing up to her longstanding oppressor? Sophie Rundle: Motherhood has made me too tired to people-please', When presenter Steve Allen left LBC and his statement following immediate exit, Date of Ken Bruce's final day on Radio 2 and why he's leaving for Greatest Hits early, The Witch Trials of JK Rowling makes sensible points. And while I was there, I saw some graffiti and it said 'I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.' And he's being chased by these Russian shits in black jumpsuits with lemon piping. Alan Partridge : They've rebadged it, you fool! [Tony shakes his head again] 'Arm Wrestling with Chas and Dave'. Dr. No Vocal Cords. sufferers about the condition. Yeah. Top Alan Partridge Lynn Quotes Appearance rules the world. Alan Partridge: No, Jill will be sleeping with me tonight. . Alan Partridge: That's about right. Yeah. The problem is what it doesn't say, Endeavour's final series is off to a classy and comforting start, Phew! Its clear and simple., He is also a keen cook, gardener and birder. . You've been sacked. Michael: Me, I'd, I-I-I'd have an, an Apache attack helicopter. Alan Partridge: Have I got a second series? These are not my words, Carol, these are the words of Top Gear Magazine. 18. An egg still in its shell looks good but Its from the 90s.. Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course they're altogether a higher class of fat lady. And he goes in the house, so I get the 30-millimetre canon and I take out the fish pond, coy carp in there couple of rounds each, right? In 1974 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. And he goes, "I've got to go, love. He runs up on to the garage roof. Partridge cautions viewers against the freegan lifestyle. Would you like a second series of your chat show? Alan Partridge: [Stepping into the lift] Well, there you go. long time Er, not like those massive Stephen King books, which should be on wheels, shouldn't they? [a pause as Alan looks at the estate agent]. 1 Mar. George Bernard Shaw The Deeply Graphic DesignCast Wes McDowell That's not going back in again. Back of the net! . Felicity Montagu is coming back to play the tormented character. The plague started from a mal-attended surface. The ratings were a ninth of what we could have expected, they started badly, they got worse Alan Partridge: [mimicking him] They started badly, they got worse Oh, oh, your programs, your programs Tony Hayers: Now, you're making a fool of yourself. Quotes.net. The greatest farmyard to table strategist of the last one hundred years. Alan Partridge: We take fat people from the inner cities, put them in big nappies, and then get them to throw each other out of a circle that we draw with chalk on the ground. It helps me keep the wolf from the door, so to speak. And then, then he goes over a cliff and he's falling and you think, oh God, James Bond's going to die! I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter career. This is for you, Tom.' Too late Nobody does it half as good as you, baby you're the best! Two fat ladies, 88! Colonel Mustard in the ensuite bathroom with the lead pipe. 1 on Billboard 200 Billboard. Our goofy radio host gives a unique introduction to the world of drug-based sex fetishes. Login . ", 13. This is der Autobahn! Unforgotten can survive without Nicola Walker, Daisy Jones and The Six isn't as cool as it thinks but at least the music is good, In The Mandalorian season 3, Pedro Pascal is still thrilling and Grogu is still adorable, Quinta Brunson's brilliant Abbott Elementary lives up to the hype, On TV tonight, a new take on cult 1966 spaghetti Western Django, Sanjeev Bhaskar on the return of Unforgotten, Do not sell or share my personal information. Alan Partridge: Michael, release the headmaster! Wh-what is it you want? Alan Partridge to host This Morning style magazine show in BBC sitcom return, Im Alan Partridge at 20: what it was like to play Michael the Geordie, The making of Alan Partridge: from The Day Today to comedy icon. Alan Partridge: Yeah, I know the feeling. And its a great thing too. Tony Hayers: [Holds his hands up] No, I'm sorry, no! So, on her 30th birthday (the Lord knows how old the partridge is supposed to be), here are 30 of the best quotes and moments from North Norfolks favorite export. And yell at them get out of the area! And watch them panic! Welcome back. I can read you like a book, and not a very good book. Let's just pop the extractor fan on, get a through draught going.". STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Two sailors sit down and have a game of chess. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway. Certainly not 'Bravo Two Zero' by Andy McNabb. Warner Bros. He goes, 'No, no!' In 1974 I took the train from London to Crewe station. A great memorable quote from the I'm Alan Partridge movie on Quotes.net - Alan Partridge: You smiled then, Lynn.Lynn: No, I didn't.Alan Partridge: Yes, you did. Oh God. No, I always put my money there in the evening. Partridge reveals his deep desires if he gets the chance to fly a helicopter. See ya!" Very, sort of, high-tech, space age. Went to Silverstone. Lynn Benfield: But if you do, you can keep Pear Tree Productions going with a skeleton staff of two, and Alan Partridge: There's no point finishing the sentence, Lynn, because I am not driving a Mini-Metro. Right, I'll tell you an anecdote. Jason: [putting a party hat on Alan's head] Wahey! I say, 'Right. At a sparsely attended funeral, his casket has been blessed and lowered into the ground. Hitler's in his box, Jesse Owens just waved to him. ", 7. "Alan Attack!". 2023. [they lean in close to each other, face to face]. You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!". About Quotes.net. When I finally got there, all they had done was dig a big hole. In 1974 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. I figure that the more dirt I put in, the more helpful Ive been, and Im about to sweep in a second mound when I look up, my shirt sleeves stained jet brown by cacky soil, and I realise this isnt the done thing. Use a sausage as a breakwater. Alan Partridge: Would you like me to lap dance for you? Aha! Which is French for water. Alan Partridge: Well, I'll live with that. My marriage fell apart soon after that. That's all I wanted to know. I said. Thanks very much for the gearknob, and good night. Partridge has a unique way of testing toilet durability while advertising a boating business. Tony Hayers: If you don't do it, Sky will. I've locked you all in the boardroom so you don't get me. I mean, people forget that traders need access to * DIXONS *! 2023. Alan Partridge: Get rid of her, Lynn, she's a drunk and a racist! Something's come up.". Iannucci said the writers used the sitcom as "a kind of social X-ray of male middle-aged Middle England." Estate Agent: Would have been a different story, really. Despite her dedicated, efficient and often demeaning work, Alan treated Lynn with disdain and a lack of care, and paid her a paltry salary. Stop! Although she occcasionally stood up to him,she was shot down by his skewed reasoning and banal putdowns. Mashable is a registered trademark of Ziff Davis and may not be used by third parties without express written permission. Alan Partridge: It's good this, isn't it? And then I fly off to Cornwall and I just smash in the sea in a big ball of flames. Superb. Thanks for signing up. [he shuts the door and goes to another room]. Could go your way; could go mine. 'Oh no! Glanalang, langalangalanga, nobody does it better - and I'm a naked woman in silhouette with a gun, spinning round - Makes me feel sad for the rest. Well, her older brother. And a broken home is not an excuse for evil. ", Alan after drinking his signature cocktail: Oooh Ladyboys!, Alan about Lynn: Lynns a good worker. Lynn, I pierced my foot on a point! Michael: Is everything all right, Mr Partridge? Obviously, Partridge is thrilled with the age gap between him and his girlfriend Sonja. Alan Partridge: That's about right. I'll tell you about "The Spy Who Loved Me". Other names Another reason why Lynn is such a memorable character is Montagus performance. Follow me , and you know I followed them for about 200 yards across the sand dunes. The kids came up to me and said, Daddy, Daddy! That's alright, that's OK "Inner-City Sumo". The spy who loved me is keeping all my secrets safe tonight - and then one more big swing from the woman; legs go right up - ooh, what was that? You are someone who has a proven track record for making mostly bad television programs. Classic Conversation to Lynn about Dan "Dan's a fantastic man . Lost in the depths of despair I tried to figure out what I had done to deserve this. [Alan is about to get into bed with Jill. 126. She's my PA. Hard-worker, but there's no affection. The biggest stories of the day delivered to your inbox. ", 8. And then he peers down the periscope thing and looks through it and goes, "Oh my God. [He shuts the door. Alan Partridge: I used to think "Ooohh she's nicer than my wife.". 25 of the most 'textbook' Alan Partridge quotes. Scare a donkey to fall into a river. You like to stick to your own. What's going on?" Look at me. And there's a man there and he's Russian - he's got eyebrows, you know - and he's on the phone going, "What, a whole submarine? Oh, very busy. Egg and bacon. Lynn, get rid of her. And now I did trump. Not my words, Michael, the words of Shakin Stevens. See you at your inbox! Just passed his details on to the Social Services. from Mashable that may sometimes include advertisements or sponsored content. I'll tolerate one, but not both. Satisfying? But today's also about fun. Lovely Jill. Scroll to see our top deal picks for Feb. 28. Before that he was Deputy Editor of Mashable UK in London. But at the same time I knew that that afternoon's downpour would have made the slate tiles so slippery that achieving any kind of purchase would have been impossible., Like the name of a cartoon Belgian detective said in a Scottish accent, its 10:10.11 It, gingerly. By NME Blog. Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now f*** off! . Y'know, a lot a' them's from broken hawmes. [Taken aback, Lynn looks uncomfortable and doesn't say anything] Alan Partridge: I'm being bawdy, Lynn. Lynn is probably the most important supporting character in the Alan Partridge universe. Lynn: We might give you a second series. "I'm Alan Partridge Quotes." "I'm Alan Partridge" quotes from the BBC television series "I'm Alan Partridge", "On The Hour" quotes from the BBC Radio 4 program "On The Hour". Share PINTEREST Email Print Tim P. Whitby / Getty Images By. Partridge tries to settle a heated dispute at a power station. Da, da, da, da, da, der. But this isn't BritainThis is der Autobahn! Alan Partridge: Rolled on the thighs of a virgin. Alan Partridge: Calm down, Lynn! Alan Partridge: [raising his wine glass] Here's to our future relationship at the BBC. Erm, do you know you've got chocolate on your face? But first I'd take out the labs and then I'd type into the attack computer 'Mr Cragg, chemistry teacher'. [Tony hasn't been poured any wine yet, so Alan just clinks his empty glass on the table]. Some of the most unhappy times of my life have been with my children. You make pigs smoke. Jesus. - It's Alan Partridge's Best Quotes - and how you can revisit the classics for free. As a philosopher, it's my business to tell other people the truth; but it's not their business to tell it to me. You are sacked, I'm sacking you. I've got one here. There is an awkward pause] Sorry, bit of a joke there. The SAG Awards are this weekend, but where can you stream the show? Alan Partridge Quotes. Alan Partridge: Sleep well, Michael. I've not thought it through, Lynn. Well at this stage of the show, some of my viewers maybe thinking "Alan, You're a liar! It was a perfect storm of no sleep, no wife, and angry brushes whirring towards me. A tough guy! On keeping. Alan Partridge: Um. Here are 17 of his best quips, which you may or may not want to use in real life. ", 3. I've had one panic attack in a car wash. Nobody does it - ooh, bit of nipple - quite as good as you. [Alan shrugs wordlessly. Alan then bursts in through the double doors]. Sure enough, I got into the spirit and played a practical joke on Gibson by getting my assistant to phone him during one of his shows to tell him his elderly mother had had a fall. . debut album I just think it's time for you to consider moving on to new pastures. I'll call you back. Alan looks behind him and speaks to someone in the distance, out of shot]. Alan Partridge: [quietly] Thank you. Alan Partridge: I think he'll be a bit tougher than that, Lynn. You can leave via the fire escape. They do say it'll help people in *wheeeelchairs*. Alan Partridge: Er, no, just: second series in the bag, you're all on board, details to follow and, um and who left this coffee cup here? united states. Bit like doing my radio show this, isn't it? Do I look like I suffer from panic attacks? A sudden shot of fear ripped through my pre-pubic body. At first I assumed Id trumped myself awake again ., My bottom is itchy so I stop in the middle of the landing and scratch it lightly. He's not a criminal, you know, but he will, perhaps, travel 80mph on the motorway if, for example, he wants to get somewhere quicklyThink about it. Quotes are added by the Goodreads community and are not verified by Goodreads. The man was a perfect gentleman. Susan: [With a sunny smile] Good morning, Alan, how are you today? And instead, I have to watch a giant Michael Bolton lookalike, in a tight waistcoat, throw an oven over bales of hay. high school In a list drawn up by the British Film Institute in 2000, voted by industry professionals, I'm Alan Partridge was named the 38th best British television series of all time. tv shows Would you like a Cuban cigar, Tony? A, a glittering year ahead. A-ha! Its a delicious relief but I know its merely stoking the irritation. 36. r/AlanPartridge. No, it's alright, I was just portraying a madman. Alan Partridge: Oh, about. [They both talk together]. Alan Partridge: OK, Lynn, quick practice for this meeting with Tony Hayers this Friday. Alan Partridge: It flushed on the first yank! Alan Partridge: Well, it wouldn't have been round. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? And so after a final flurry scrit, scrit, scrit, scrit, scit, scrit, scrit, scrit, scrit, scrit, scrit, scrit, scrit, scrit, scrit, scrit, scrit, scrit I stop scratching. Partridge doesnt seem to have many fond memories of her offspring. It was very crowded; I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat beside a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies; buckaroo! Alan Partridge: You are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth, and the plums have mutated and they have got beaks. The temperature inside that apple turnover is over 1,000 degrees. Were not sure this station actually exists, but we can definitely say Partridge hates the UK capital. I'll be honest, I'm dead against it. I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter career. Don't cry, ears, you're on the side of a lovely head! We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Norwich's favourite son Alan Partridge returns to our screens tonight presenting a new chat show spoofing the likes of The One Show. ", 6. Go on. Alan: "Oh come on." Jill: "Yeah, alright then." 7. I think we all did. Share on Facebook (opens in a new window), Share on Flipboard (opens in a new window). Alan Partridge: It's just a wet t-shirt competition, Lynn. He's an idiot. And I came to a startling but unshakeable conclusion: no genuinely good music has been created since 1988., The father, Trevor, was an asthmatic, but what he lacked in being able to breath quietly, he more than made up for with parental skills., Her yelling continues until I answer the door to find her on her knees shouting through the letterbox, like a gynaecologist bellowing into a woman., Snowflakes fell from the sky like tiny pieces of a snowman who had stood on a landmine., For three long days, I felt the cold hand of death on my shoulder. Imagine ITV is a housing estate. You couldnt make it up. . What a year it's been for Dante. Share it in the comments. Publish Translation Find a translation for this quote in other languages: Keep saying 'Christ'. Who is French for water. A great memorable quote from the I'm Alan Partridge movie on Quotes.net - Lynn Benfield: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?Alan Partridge: The good news.Lynn Benfield: Well, Rawlinson's say you can have another fifty of the shop-soiled chocolate oranges if you plug them again tomorrow.Alan Partridge: Excellent. Then the cups start wobbling and then a man who used to be in "The Onedin Line" comes in and goes, "Why are the cups wobbling? He said, "You jammy bastard" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" [He turns to another page] OK, right. A great memorable quote from the I'm Alan Partridge movie on Quotes.net - Alan Partridge: OK, Lynn, quick practice for this meeting with Tony Hayers this Friday. He doesn't like that. Alan Partridge: Right. Not Christ. He has no middle fingers on one hand, so he can't swear but is permanently doing the heavy metal sign., I woke with a start. A buffer between Partridge and the people he comes in to contact with. But theres no affection, maintains Alan. Alan Partridge: Classic Queen! Alan puts his hands on his hips with his legs apart, puffs up his cheeks and makes a farting sound]. Alan Partridge; Online Features; More from Culture. A detective series based in Norwich called "Swallow". He's going to die! Which ironically is like a large petrol station. Alan Partridge: Rolled on the thighs of a virgin. Michael: Aye. 'Lynn, these are sex people!' getwestlondon. Dan is a fantastic man! 16. People may associate it with me. Be the first to learn about new releases! Putting a damp spoon back in the bowl is the tea-drinking equivalent of sharing a needle. Alan on Sundays: Sunday Bloody Sunday. Alan Partridge: Whooo whooo who do you think you are? Alan Partridge: Yes, please. But Im Alan Partridge was to be her first major, recurring comedy role, and one that she really made her own. And if you do Alan Partridge: [Interrupting] Lynn, I'm not driving a Mini-Metro. 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